Jamie Dornan is a FINE specimen. Him and that beard can GET IT. FROM ME. In my PANTS.

Can I marry this tweet?

i love him. and my maiden name is West. so there's that. we are forever connected.

THANK YOU. I was cracking up watching Kanye while my 3yr old was in my peripheral vision jumping off the couch - they mirrored each other. I was DYING and I cannot take this video seriously because of that. Nice song though.

UM...Are you gonna share??????

I agree that it's really hard to determine someone's intent based solely on an out-of-focus phone video, but even if she was trying to block him, his actions are the extremely violent over-reaction of a dangerously entitled person.

I haven't even made it past the first sentence. I don't know if I can do this. I saw the headline and told myself NOT TO FREAKING CLICK but dammit to hell I did it anyway.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I always advise bride-to-be's (when asked for advice) to try on dresses when you're alone or with 1 very dear and honest friend. Preferably after brunch and a few mimosas - you want a dress that will be able to hold up to a little extra bloat IF you do get to eat or drink on your big day. And being tipsy helps me be…

I need people to stop putting babies on tracks because I always start looking around, thinking something is wrong with my kid(s). Every time. It's kind of triggering. Touches a nerve in the mom brain, makes me hyper-alert and distracted at the same time.

She is a literary BEAST. One of the GOATs.

I am still IN SHOCK & MESMERIZED at how they made Jamie Dornan unsexy. That feat alone should win some kind of award. Like, that's the opposite of sex appeal. DUMBFOUNDED.

I'm glad they're both alive.

I need this shirt.

I do not like the pizza-cake. It makes me mad.

"Cheap" as in, she is wearing what looks like came out of MY top drawer, and I seldom pay over $20 for a single piece of clothing. If that is what she is going for, she is clearly successful.

I thought "cheap" too - as in, I have a dress made out of that same fabric that came in a box from the skeezy smelly "sex store" around the corner from my house. *shrugs*

I.DON'T.GET.LIAM.HEMSWORTH. It kind of makes me mad everytime I see "HEMSWORTH", only to find that it's not the hot one. I really think we need to be seeing more of Chris. I am very serious about this.

I was told the same thing growing up - I mentioned to my mother that I'd heard someone calling my name in our home but I didn't recognize the voice. She told me to never answer anyone calling my name if I didn't know where it was coming from.

ok. Not cool. I also get sleep paralysis; not so much now, but I used to get them pretty regularly, and your story is freakishly similar to what I've experienced before.