interpreted as: "Bitch, don't come for me."

:(

It's called "empathy."

Did you even read the whole thing? there should have been a point right in the middle of this piece where "this is a bit of the reach" would have turned into "you know what? She's right - this IS f*cked up."

it must be exhausting to be you.

I'm sure you meant "mega-BAE Jesse Williams". You are forgiven.

Not a T Swift fan AT ALL, but that bit about her fan blogs had me crying with laughter.

MAN. Thank you so much for sharing this - PHENOMENAL. I watched for the first time early this Saturday morning and this brings up some complex feels in me that I could never express with words.

Can Future go away? He ruins every song he gets on! I want so badly to love Tamar Braxton's single "Let Me Know" but as soon as the beat drops, his warbling-baby-dinosaur-auto-tune comes in, and I get so viscerally enraged that I kinda scare myself.

that was awesome.

I don't hate it.

This is freaking fascinating. I cannot stop staring. The lips, nose, & I'm leaning towards eyebrow-area and chin...but the lips and nose for sure...

"aggressively whimsical" - that's awesome. I will be chuckling about this throughout my day. I'm going to try to insert that into every conversation possible today.

I should not have laughed at that last statement as heartily as I did.

This is the ONLY appropriate response to this situation.

I'm just going to say it - I am super-concerned about what happens to Chris Hemsworth in all of this. I (by "I", I mean my lady parts) am kind of stressing out a bit.

Aaaawwww SHIT. My mother's guilt is already starting to creep in - my poor children are about to witness some pretty questionable parenting tactics for the next few days/weeks/however long it takes me to get through Season 3...*sigh*

The second one (with the dog and wittle kitty) gave me the good kind of tears. Thank you ;)

OH NO! My heart truly goes out to you - I got into a heap of legal trouble for similar reasons. I was actually put on house arrest for failure to appear in court for multiple speeding tickets. I was in school, and my court summons was sent to my parents' house in another state. A HUGE bummer.

It was as if that very realization occurred for the person behind the camera, in real time - laughing as she walked away from the officer, and as the officer grabbed at her, rooting for the cop to get her "...and then they wanna say 'police brutality'," which quickly turned to, "Oh, shit."