I haven't even heard Miley's "Wrecking Ball" and I'm pretty certain I like this one better. The Dixie Chicks do EVERYTHANG better.

He could have saved us a lot of time by just saying, "I don't care."

OK, did nobody look at the video of the (supposed) damage done to the young man's face/mouth at the hands of Columbus Short? So many questions, the most important being - was this man's jaw deformed prior to the fight, or was this a direct result of? I kind of NEED to know. Because, damn. That looks like terrible.

I don't think I will ever tire of seeing Lupita and Jared in selfies together. Can you imagine what they talk about? He probably felt such relief when he first laid eyes on her. "Finally - someone as pretty as me! Now I can stop feeling guilty for being so gorgeous. We shall be besties."

That little Wayans boy is really hot right thurr. I don't know why, but that gif makes me want to do things to and with him. Sorry, derailing.

I appreciate your point-of-view, and can see how the catch-all blurb can be a turn-off for someone who is attracted to thoughtful and meaningful discourse about popular culture, especially as it pertains to women - PEOPLE - around the world. This stuff is important for everyone to know, and packaging it this way makes…

And/or kale.

Wait - this really happened? Is this a joke? I need to know.

Please pardon my deflection, but re: John Locke's papers. I distinctly remember how painful being in AP U.S. History was as a high school student. I excelled at writing, geography, and the histories, but here I hit a wall. HARD. I was introduced to all the Locke letters and Federalist papers and Louisiana purchasing,…

I spit out my marshmallows watching that. Hilarious.

Thank you for that. I hate to admit that my feelings get really hurt when the notion of a married woman not always wanting sex is referred to as "is that a thing?" The pressure for coupled women to be constantly available for pleasure & comfort can be soul-crushing as it is, and frequently on this site women are very…

"Hit it and quit it" is the only reasonable solution. I mean, I hear he's an ass, but he's also fine, so I personally would go ahead and get my rocks off by turning this little beautiful asshole pretty-man OUT. Like, lay it in on him, have him begging for more, then "deuces".
Which is probably why The Lord did not give…

Second THAT. Preach.

I saw the first 20 seconds and decided it was best to make the kids leave the room.

My suspicions have been confirmed. Ben Affleck was America's prodigal son.

I am liking this "Mark" person. Carry on.

That Instagram shot of Jordan is CRAZY WRONG. do you understand how that angle makes it so easy to imagine yourself in a certain position...okay, I'm getting flustered and embarrassed. This is bad.

This is really cool. We're about the same age, and I'm also a black female that attended predominantly white schools; our district also had its fair share of upper-middle class kids. You're spot on when you say that you couldn't articulate the shift that occurred inside of you at the time; looking back on these events…

YO. YO. YO. I...speechless. They actually make each other more attractive, but how is that freaking possible?! Lord, please answer my prayer for these two. Then maybe, just maybe, my eternal fantasy-crush on pretty, mysteriously moody, long-haired white boys will be fulfilled, and there'll be an onslaught of them…