MEEE TOOOO! I mean, he's gorgeous and all, but I was never really drawn to/attracted to him. I hopped on that bandwagon when I saw a tweet of his last week that said something like, "This bow-tie is giving me a hard-on," or something to that effect. My loins almost jumped out of my pants; I had no control over that…

Usher, get your boy.

THANK YOU.

Am I a horrible partner? PLEASE TELL ME -
My husband likes to fondle. I tend to be respond adversely to his advances. And if I am honest, I notice that my response is automatic and very defensive. I think he is gorgeous and sexy, and I sometimes confuse myself by this reaction, but I there are factors that lead to this…

DENZEL WASHINGTON. Duh.
ROBERT REDFORD. Duh.
This list makes me so mad I could spit.

That gif is fascinating. Also, dark-haired Leo works VERY WELL for me. My mind could never reconcile Titanic-blond Leo with his 35+ years, but the darker hair colors read as "mature" to me, and now my prepubescent sex dreams can mature as well. Oooh, this is about to make a great storyline for my next me+toy…

That gif is fascinating. Also, dark-haired Leo works VERY WELL for me. My mind could never reconcile Titanic-blond Leo with his 35+ years, but the darker hair colors reads as "mature" to me, and now my prepubescent sex dreams can mature as well. Oooh, this is about to make a great storyline for my next me+toy…

I ALL BUT DISAPPEAR from the face of the planet when I get a new toy that I like - EXTRA long breaks at work, long showers, I take forever in my closet to get ready, extra-long bathroom time at home (hubs and 2 kids to hide from!) and I have nothing to contribute to convos because I have no clue what is going on in…

Thanks for the explanation! You are right, though - the bitchy tone coupled with the way Dumbo was used as a descriptor makes me snicker-snort.

Oh shoot I thought that was the name of the store! As in "your [store named] Dumbo" LOL. Ah, celebs. They're not like us.

You mean, like a Pinterest account? We all wish our lives could look like our Pinterest boards. Nothing new. Now if someone were to LITERALLY ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING THEY'VE PINNED and document all the win/fails, that could make for some hilarity I just might be interested in.

Another day, another message telling me how little I am valued as a female of African heritage. I'm a grown woman who tries not to get caught up in things like this, but I do live in a culture that loves to remind me CONSTANTLY that the more I embrace/enhance the features unique to my heritage, the less attractive I…

I'd watch him. Maybe.

swoon My weeping heart fluttered when I saw this. Oh man is he beautiful. :(

;( I have the super-sads. He was one of my celeb crushes. :(

I just kissed the screen and did not feel the least bit weird about it.

I don't think I even made it through the intro paragraph before I started tearing up.

NO! What, where did he do this? Not right. My husband is in the next room, but I cannot stop imagining Idris making that face while getting ready to dive into my girly-bits. That's messy right there.

I am glad that my message may reach past the Kinjaverse, but no crediting required. It's a little depressing to think that we have to damn near use cannibalism to illustrate the assault on humanity that rape is. I'm starting to be persuaded that there is some fault in my assuming that not-being-a-rapist is the de…

I don't know why, but the simple frowny-face emoticon in response to this get-up made me laugh so hard. There really is no better way to put it. It's an offense to everyone's eyeballs because it's just an awful, not-fun-to-look-at piece of work. Therefore, :(