LOOK AT THAT GANG SIGN!!!!!

After discovering the little girl's ability to block a shot, City signed her to play center back for a transfer fee of $275 million.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

Literally, I've had plenty of them just outright say they are worried what friends would think, and those dudes do NOT get a cookie just for recognizing their penis gets hard for fat girls.

As a fat woman, I cannot get behind this term, because it always seems so porn specific. Any man who calls me a BBW makes me feel immediately fetishized, and it's not good, even if it does mean that they totes want to bone me...because I just feel like a mere body there to fulfill the things they've fantasized about.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

I see Beiber has moved on from pissing in mop buckets...

How do you intentionally strike your child negligently?