Fun little benefit of being 50+, you can’t have a gold or platinum rating.

Shout out to Scott’s wife and kids back home.

My friend was raised in Germany and come to the U.S. as a teenager without speaking a lick of English. He learned by watching television and listening to the radio. His spelling may not be perfect but he speaks it better than most native speakers in these parts.

TV and movie taught me :]

I learned Japanese from watching anime but now everyone thinks I’m about to throw fireballs at them :<

I got here as soon as I could

A well deserved Championship. Nico had a good season and he did what he needed to do to win the Drivers Title.

My favorite seven year-old driver:

I graduated last year. I wore the “that guy” badge with great pride

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Also keep an eye out for his flunky who emerges a second later, wielding a water bottle in case the situation gets a little thirsty

What about “Oh Shit!” mode?

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

This obviously wasn’t the way the system was supposed to operate. I don’t know why there are so many comments here from people saying, “What a dumb design. It should stop before hitting things.”

No shit. Something went wrong. This isn’t how it is INTENDED to function.

When a plane crashes, you say, “That sucks, I wonder…

“I’M SORRY, I CAN’T PARK THERE DAVE.”