If you think you need an SUV, you need a minivan.

Literally would have costs single digits in dollars to fix. But nissan cheaped out, cars were not robst.

Side effects of Stellantis include erectile dysfunction, gas with oily discharge*, bloating, nausea, confusion and death.

They’re both problems.

Have a “shrinking” problem? Then talk to your doctor to see if Stellantis® is right for you.

All they had to do was make better cars

And this is why the NASCAR Playoffs are bullshit.

‘04-’08 Maxima. Inset trunk, slightly buttressed rear window, 7 spoke wheels, headlights shaped to the front wheel arch, no chrome strip over the tag

You just about touched on a point that I like to bitch to the clouds about:

Becky would also be acceptable

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

Avoid Michelin. Over-priced rubbish that doesn’t make it half way to its mileage claim (2 sets) or suffers from early dry-rot (1 set). Not buying any more Michelin tires.

Ok, honestly.... this is getting a bit childish...

Darwin will not be denied; even in gated communities.

I can’t tell you how excited I get when I get to an image twice.

I mean I know what he did was wrong, but who hasn’t wanted to sucker punch the elderly? Like at the bank today, the kindly old man counting his savings, loose change, taking 10 minutes. HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU GEEZER! Just saying, the thought crossed my mind.

The kids should’ve started singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The old guy would’ve been forced to either remove his hat, stand at attention, and fall off the bus and get run over, or disrespect veterans.

He was just trying to direct deliver the NRA’s message that if these kids were all armed then they wouldn’t have had to be afraid of this man because they could’ve all just shot at him instead.

“I think it’s a Blazer?”