Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

Whoa. Why am reading this? Couldn’t you guys package this in a video for me to CONSUME? Do you not have audio of FS1 asking for audio/video? Fucking PIVOT ALREADY. MY EYES NEED MOVING PICTURES. I NEED TO FEEL THE HEAT OF THE TAKE AS THE AUDIO CARESSES MY EARS.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

I think the Funkmaster missed the really obvious marketing opportunity and chose the wrong Ford.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.-Will Buxton F1 Pitlane Tag Team confirmed.

People angry about the halo:

One solution would be to not have resellers be your only sales avenue... Just a thought.

but Chicken is for sure a duck.

By my estimation, the train arrives at 4:03 PM.

Am I doing this right?

Man, that 2016-Challenger guy is remarkably quiet now, isn’t he? People don’t like it when they are wrong.

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

Turn signals. They should be amber. Always. Never red.

What REALLY bakes my noodle is that the Germans actually go out of their way to make US/Canada-specific taillights with red directionals when the ones they use in Europe (with ambers) would be completely compliant in the US.

Y’know, “tasteful 6-car garage building with lift space” is a thing that needs to happen more often...

Last week on “Houses vs Cars” we saw The champion brick colonial defend it’s title against McLaren’s finest. Tonight! It’s cape cod vs Hyundai as two first time scrappers look to make their way onto the leader board! <<cue music>>

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

“Finish Him”

Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.

Update (10:15 p.m. ET): Now, more than three hours after the game was scheduled to begin, they’re finally getting things underway. Some delightful tidbits:

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”