I don’t know if I’m more upset by the callousness of the joke or the fact that I didn’t think of it first.

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

So much this. It’s becoming a regular thing. Bamber simply didn’t have position. He tried to force a pass from two cars lengths back. Poked his nose in (barely), then threw his hands up in the air when Fisi holds his line. That whole bullshit line about having seen where the oil was in the train was such bullshit too.…

Obligatory

Admiral Sloth.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

My father, a Toyota and Lexus Master Technician, also weighed in “The poeple that drive them are old and not careful” He also said they all have them except my mom’s Camry.

Clearly that the population of Britain consists of:

1.5 psi too high?

Not gonna lie every time someone sends me a link to a Snowcat video this is how I hope it will end.

Olympic fever. Catch it!

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

(1.) The car tells you when it’s in Park both on the dash and gear stick. You ALWAYS check this before you exit any car.

Fun fact: One of the injured crew members in that video, Bobby Burrell, is now a crew chief in the Xfinity series (for Obaika Racing)

I would say the cake is actually a pie

John Force would disagree with you, and do it verbally in all caps.

And in 75 years a man with a train conductor hat and beard will pay $300 billion (inflation) for the only GT that was ever sent to Multimatic on a Tuesday, which is a unique day of the week and therefore makes the car priceless

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

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