I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

This is what happened when the photographer said he wanted the Focus on her boobs.

Yowza. Nice move, and NASCAR on the road courses is just fine by me. “Hold my beer while I jump all these curbs. Yee haw.”

GM and Chrysler stock pre-Bailout?

Somebunny besides me loves those GT40-inspired stripes.

Well if it were filled with a color, it’d have to be maroon. #Tech Alumni

Here’s my cat

Oh be sure I will. I have the body of a 29 year old, but the grumpiness of a 79 year old. writing to Fox would get a robotic response, but I’d rather go right to the top and let them know of my anger of basically being denied the one race I wait for so much.

The yellow light is also broadcast inside the car, but this is what the driver claimed, and viewers on Eurosports sent stills into Radio Le Mans which apparently confirmed it. They were going through a “slow zone” at the time.

The yellow zone came because of the Audi crash. There was a slow zone and drivers are still getting used to that concept this year.

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.

Hell no. There are a few crazy people who try to stay up and watch the whole thing, but the reality is that it’s a 24-hour race and it’s on the weekend and I need my sleep and I need my loved ones not to abandon me.

Writing for Road & Track is a lot like dying, except fewer people care.

June 30th: Trais walks into Road and Track morning meeting. “Hey guys I know this great platform we can use to run the website it’s called Kinja.

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

But everyone’s born in a tunnel.

But there is an Escape

If the vehicles involved where cars with only the drivers and no passengers, there would only be two injuries instead of dozens.