They're only red because he washed them together with his suit.

And now, the Homecoming King and Queen will have a dance together. Here's Sipder-Man and Wonder Woman!

When I first heard it, i didn't think much of it, but as the songs goes on, it's pretty good!

Did you get that at a second hand store?

One does not want to be haunted by Prince's ghost.

ALIEN JESUS NEEDS BRACES

Hi. I'm Captain America here to talk to you about….clarification.

It's on loan from Lil John.

The All Ighty Ollar?

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

I only watched season one of True Blood, but I enjoyed his character a lot. He was was funny and had a charm.

Hold on there, Chachi. - Dennis Miller

So I have a chance to be on the show?
Lemme get some crazy tattoos!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

*sighs*
Since no one else is doing it.
IT BELONGS IN A MUSUEM!

The only song I can think of right now for today:

Thank you for your service?

Dale!!

Does a Paul Shaffer look-alike watch in the corner?

Why is she trying to sue the pants off the NY Times?
They don't even wear pants.