Does this sound like a man who had “All you can eat”?

R.I.P. Donkey Sauce

I would love to go to Rancho Obi-Wan one day.

I’m not asking for a million, George. Just, you know, a few Ks. Only because I’m not your best friend.

Oh, you were enjoying the results of the Alabama election? Here’s something else to get mad about.

This is a shame.The Smithereens was my first concert.

“She is wearing a tight pink dress that has left her haunch exposed to the elements, sexily risking a cold.”

All I want to know from People magazine is which stars are just like us?

So he’s finally going to do a“No More Tours” tour for real?!

Yes, it’s staged, but she’s real charming.

The day after mine. I also approve.

I didn't earn it. I don't need it. But if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!

Give us hell, Joe!!

Great article, Kyle.

Famous artist releases new material, lots of people listen/watch it.

Damn.

Reporters tried to get a quote from Ja Rule, but was too busy smirking.

Two turntables. No microphone, though.

*Plays Queensryche's "I Don't Believe In Love" and cries in the corner*

I always loved that sonic blast from Attack of the Clones.