*Tugs at collar, eyes look back and forth*

Maya Angelou? That's interesting.

Of course there are…exceptions…from time to time.

Is this what passes for culinary art?

The beautiful ones are always crazy.

This is sad news indeed. R.I.P.

I'm back, pitches!

Weren't they playing Murderball?

An episode of an assassin sleeping.
Another episode of an assassin taking a bath.
Another one where…….one of them reads the paper.

Motel Hell. Wait. That's been done.

Too expensive. I'm out.

They should get the cast from "Hotel" back and have them running the place.

Aloha!

My condolences to you and your family.

If they got married, she'd be Sally Hawkins-Hawke.

Mr. Apatow, we object to you saying the word "ass" when you could have used the word "butt" or "tuckus".

Mmmmmmmmm. Noodle sandwich.

Why did you say that name, anyways?

I'm rich, bitch!

I never get any of the cool jobs.