I used to like going to the local library and find a copy to read the top 200 and top 100.

(This could take a while.)

Yea. So when's your next comment?

Mmmm. I could have some now if I could.

"Do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca"

She's a caterer?

You can eat candy apples.

Well, you can always run away to the carnival. Be a carnie. Live the carnie code.

Peanuts or circus peanuts?

How does the circus keep up with the news like that?

People have been predicting for years who will save rock. It's not going to be saved by anyone at this point.

HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® BACON is the real Svengali.

I would have done "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around", but that's just me.

As long as you're cautious.

This movie is BONKERS!

That just happened!!

He should be relegated to an old flip phone pre-camera and be told to stay away from owning a camera.

It's a magical place. For mommies and daddies.

(It's actually a peninsula)

You didn't even show the pic of Tom in his neato Venom shirt he posted: