Yea. It's the AV Club, not…the…Scrawler V..club..or some..thing…

Phrasing!

"What a lovely voice."

He's not?

I'm surrounded by assholes!

I amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

The Big 12 doesn't even have twelve teams.

He "has been fired from Fox News for 'making an insensitive remark to an African-American employee,' ".

I already knew that.

You know, Star Lord!

I look forward to Jóhann Jóhannsson's score for BR2049. I liked what I heard from Sicario and Arrival.

You're a genius! Why didn't I think of that before!

Go crazy? Don't mind if I do (with her)!

Alien Jesus is not a doctor, but plays one on the internet.

The soap is a lie!!

Steak N Shake is fine, but their fries are crap.

If I was White House staff, I'd sneak into the kitchen and eat a pint of ice cream just to be defiant.

That's genius.

Look. I get the guy isn't as cultured as past presidents. All I remember from a prior story about a president eating overseas was when poppa Bush threw up in China.
Donald may not eat foreign food, but it's not all surprising he would eat his favorite steakhouse meal.

BIN-oh no. Not yet. Damnit.