Charge your phone!

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At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”

Yes, but they are now SPRAKJAHOPEN.

I don’t see any rumble strips on that chicane. Based on past history that grass is gonna have a bad time come race day.

Sure, he gets a Mustang sideways on a mountain, it’s cool.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

Are you me, buddy?

I also really really dig the oatmeal cream pies.

Sometimes on occasion I’ll eat a whole box and like half a gallon of milk.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

I wish I could give you two stars. One for a Rocky Horror reference, and the second for deploying it perfectly.

Like taking wakes in a small boat, but with the road curving to the right, there’s no room for cyclists to make a “chicane” out of it to cross at a right angle.

Those are dangerous because of the angle. Cross them at 90* and it’s merely annoying.

Seriously - what’s up with the Shuttle?

It’s brah, because, you know..... it’s wearing one.

Fixed.

Dad? Is that you?

I’m pretty sure that tossing waste into one of the three rivers is actually quite old.