As long as I can fulfill my dream of having a Wookiee sell me a $20 churro in the hot Floridian sunshine I’ll be happy.

They be tryn’a clamber

the ban is not a ban

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

Oh, thank you. This reminds me. My shitty state will not adopt federal Real ID (cuz they gunna come take yer guns!!!!! Freeeeedom!) so I need to update all the family passports to do boring shit like fly on air planes, or enter a federal building.

Ha no. The ridiculous purple bentley is real, the rest is just my quick (and poor) photoshop tinkering highlighting what I think of when I see that purple color on a vehicle.

It’s the same at beer festivals as well. Anywhere men congregate, you’re bound to see boorish and disgusting behavior. It’s up to us men to not promote, encourage, or enable each other. That’s the only way any of this changes.

Not totally related, but remember when the Vikings were 5-0? That was awesome.

Just drink enough booze at night till water becomes mother fucking delicious when you wake up

I can’t wait for them to come out with lego lift kits and lego brodozzer brand unnecessarily offroady winch bumpers. That way you can take the top and doors off your lego jeep and impress all your barbies.

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

“But we want you to use emojis instead of words!” /smashes TV.

Correction: Everyone notices black panther bodies, because we’re looking for spotlights next to the mirrors

God damn that Ford C-max is grounded to the ground.

It’s a shame they had a misprint on the Minnesota jerseys. After Moore’s performance, everybody knows it should be MAYA CLINIC.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

*shrug*

If it was his time to go, he could have at least taken the time to say bison.