I would but I don’t usually have an hour to wait for someone to bother moving the chicken from the rack to a tray and hand it to me.

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Man, fuck this.

Fuck everything. Just fuck it.

You can moon us instead. Then you’re identity is good unless you have defining characteristics in that area. :D

Exactly, Just1BeforeIDie, also in my general neighborhood. I drive or bike by often and his place sticks out like a soar thumb! It does look ok in the google pics, but often several trucks on the street (which don’t always look operable) and general disarray in the drive and yard. I do feel for his neighbors and I…

Neighborhood, property values, common courtesy...these words mean nothing to you?

Classic move. Vehicle/junk hoarders often clean up their act when faced with legal action so that by the time it goes to court, they can pretend to be victims of retaliatory neighbors and tyrannical government regulations. Don’t be surprised if he invites reporters for tea and crumpets, then goes back to his old ways…

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

It’s nice to get a different perspective on the same story...

Do you own property? Just because you own a piece of land does not mean you can do whatever you want on it. You’re not alone on an island. What you do affects the real asset value of your neighbors properties. Having a guy like this next door could make it much more difficult to sell your property and diminish the…

Ha, Ha. No. A residential property is not your private dumping ground for rusted out hulks you will “eventually” get around to fixing. Living in a neighborhood is also about being respectful of other residents and their property as well. That means you mow the lawn, trim the hedge and keep piles of shit out of the…

You seem to have a tenuous grasp, at best, on residential zoning and property law.

It’s his property in the sense that he can enjoy it within the restrictions of whatever deed restrictions or laws apply to his neighborhood.

You just knew there was more to the story, thanks for the clarification on why this guy was being put outed like this. Turns out he kinda deserves it.

Yeah I figured there was more too this. Like some writers here you start with the best intentions but before you know it you have a few rotting carcasses with no value that you can’t bear to part with....and then the city has to step in.

So are you going to share with the rest of the class or are you just going to tease us all?

I took this from the Comments of the MPR Article.

or a two car garage...oh!