Reddit will have a field day with this post.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Milan velomobile: http://velomobiles.ca/Milan.html

Beep Beep Beep.

I’d get it in Magnetic Silver with the NEGFH (Never Ever Gonna Fuckin’ Happen) package.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Always relavant

I fail to see the problem with a delivery of 200 Slim Jims.

10 horses isn’t bad. I routinely lose like 6 oxen just between Independence, MO and Willamette, OR.

the only words I can confidently attribute to Africa are “Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti” because I don’t know the rest of the lyrics

All guns, no butter.

He is right. Beard, Mullet, Ginger, and afro on the same team, introduced one after another. I’ve never seen that before. Genius level.

I sat in a mock space shuttle. It was outside the local K-Mart, and you could ride in it for a quarter.

Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

Mining.

this is what people in most of Minnesota got

“I got SUVs. I lots of ‘em. Yuge SUVs. I think a Ferrari SUV would be perfect. Really great. We’re going to do it. Just like that. We’re going to make a yuge Ferrari SUV. We’ll make Ferrari great again." - Donald Trump

I’m going back to the sloth story