“Drunkspin’s Favorite Beer of All-Time.”

Improved efficiency, lives saved, time saved, less congestion, lower expense to “drivers”, and the list goes on. Go look up some articles that describe these and you’ll understand.

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

The worst mod I did was trading my brand new Accord for a 2007 M5 with 128,000 miles like Tavarish told me to! Now I’m bankrupt, divorced, ride a bike to work and live in a broken BMW down by the river!

Not really a mod, but... Neon lights.

Giant Muskie in Hayward, Wisconsin. Mentioned on MST3k once.

The Stanley R. Mickelsen Safeguard Complex, an anit-ballistic missile complex abandoned since 1975. It’s in the middle of nowhere in North Dakota.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Wrangler: Unchanged since 2011, mostly the same since 2008, update maybe coming in 2018.

Late in 2013, I was where you are now. I’d always wanted a Wrangler to go roaming the mountains with. I picked one up (four doors because kids), 36,000 miles later, not one issue with it. Granted, it’s a manual stripper with crank windows and no power locks to break, but still...I love it and I’m glad I bought it.

Everyone trying to correct you probably thinks the Panthers are 9-0, too.

no worries, if they work like the running lamps on most GM trucks 1/2 of them will be burnt out in a few months.

Both kinds.

Entire Jimmy Eat World albums, played consecutively.

They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

A 9 acre body of water is but a piddling little pond, not worthy of mention in pro-Minnesota propaganda.