“That’s a clown answer, bro.”

True Life: The Miami Marlins

Trynna get the whole pipe

That is not a word in my vocabulary but I now understand how it sounds on the video.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Think you can give a teenager who was in the fucking school when this happened a break on some shock induced hyperbole can’t we?

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Friggin’ Chicago. These things won’t happen in the Boston market, for example

And a hearty “Fuck you, sir,” for creating this string of mostly terrible puns.

“There are good players on both sides.”

It’s very unfortunate Wendy’s things happen on live TV.

Upon hearing this, Mark Davis quickly phoned Prince Albert for advice on how to buy your way into the bobsled competition.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

Like many chain restaurants, there is no one person named P.F. Chang—it’s a combination of the founders’ names.

If you want to be an optometrist, maybe that would help him too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

Why don’t you just check in right before you get the tickets?

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.