If you’ll indulge me, please allow me to talk about a twelve year old video game that gave me more good memories than maybe any other. Halo 3 is not a perfect game. There’s a lot that can be said about it, surely, about whether or not its campaign is any good, whether the multiplayer was balanced, whether it still…

This ain’t it, chief

But... this article?  Is about them?  Developing a new game??

But... what?

I...

Great article.

**old man yells at clouds**

easy there rambo

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

God I hate playing games for fun.

Good to see someone turning household objects into something other than things to stick in their butt.

And here I was thinking you actually had to use a cat.

I just love Aerith as a character in an RPG. She was a baller the entire way through Wall Market.

You can create female avatars.....as pictured in the article you just read I assume. :p

That, too, is correct English, even if it isn’t a word people say all that often these days (it’s not “won’t,” but “wont,” pronounced identically to the word “want” — see the definition here for details: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/wont?s=t ).

...

“wind’s howling....”

I admit, that was funnier than I expected and I want more.

The snarling face made me lose it.

nar·cis·sist
noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.

“ A recent study suggests most selfie-takers aren’t into themselves any more than normal people.”