What, like it’s hard?

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Manzplaining.

Delay, unless I end up stuck at LaGuardia.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

There are always one or two of these a year and I love reading about it every time. It’s always the most pleasant parts of sports where some lucky person gets to live the dream for one night, or one period in this case but even still, and everyone is really cool and not a dick to them and they’ll have ‘that story’…

I love seeing these stories about the emergency backup goalies!!

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

Two words: bedazzled corpses.

hockey is the thirstiest sport

Kitten heels are the mullet of shoes

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

clownrows, bro

sorry alex, twitter just wasn’t feline you.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

The best female tennis player of all time

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.