I am horrified that the list does not include a slow dry-heat method, i.e. roasting. Roasting makes vegetables delicious. I did not eat my veggies until embarrassingly late in life because I had no idea how to make them not taste terrible. Then I got access to a toaster oven and found that many veggies have their own…

Yep!

I don’t understand how MLB is trying to make the WBC a thing to get excited about when it’s almost 10:30 on the east coast and the game is in the bottom of the 3rd.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

I don’t even know anymore; everybody says something different... it might depend on the person and their own personal metabolism rates. Me, for example, am 170 lbs and still trying to lose... I do 20 min of weights 2x a week to try and maintain or build some muscle while trying to lose, which can be difficult as I’m…

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

I mean he explained that people who report in war zones and cartel land are heroes. That would encompass those 2,291 heroes. The ones who aren’t reporting from somewhere dangerous are just people doing there job. I have coworkers who did audit work for military in Iraq. Their compound got shelled and some were…

Well agreed, and there’s certainly a problem with the overpaid CEOs that do jack shit. But that type of thing is typically common in specific fields. Let’s not judge all CEOs based on the Gordon Gekkos of the world.

Actually “CEO” is a term that means “Chief Executive Officer”, and is usually the title of the person who leads a company, may it be big or small. Sometimes they scam their way to the top, but sometimes it actually does take hard work and accomplishment. Also they may not do the day-to-day nitty gritty, but managing…

Nah. My CEO works his ass off, at least 12 hours a day, is on call and working much more often than I am. Does a good job of insulating the staff from most of the stupid-crazy people.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

This guy again?!

Hey, idk who you guys are I just came here to look around after Ted Cruz roasted the shit out of you on Twitter. Delete your account.

The other similarity with the 94-95 team was that douche-canoe Coach K conveniently bailed on that team too, the moment he realized it was a dumpster fire like this year’s is.

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

I know, I know. Everything on this list is wrong. Frank’s Brother is the worst episode.

And Fatty Magoo DEAD LAST????

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.