Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Who gives a fuck. They pay for the same membership you do and you have to start somewhere. You are the kind of person that everyone fucking HATES at the gym. We get it, you’re stronger.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

An uneducated society and a society that no longer cares about raising children with two parents and where religion is frowned upon.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

don’t worry, it’s not over, she still has a chance.

Whoa! A “hot take” comment! Winter’s coming, buddy, feel free to warm your hands around it.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

Toronto fans are trash.

It’s not habit forming!

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

“A neighbor offered me a free ticket to this game. This post should tell you what my answer was.”

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

I’m surprised Filtering isn’t on here, if I didn’t have filtering my current job would be a nightmare, as is the IF formula.