No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Clickbait I would say is more "This man used to be wearing pants, but you'll never guess what happens next!" and not something that actually describes the story, like "First Theft of Human Glands". That tells me what it's about and I actually want to read more. The former creates some vague nonsense and, yes, while it…

I just texted three friends who are 32 year old white women and none of them even remotely gave a shit.

Sounds like you're bitching

Just keep in mind how many times you've seen a valid criticism of Beyonce as an artist or person countered with one of these & some shit about "haters".

Meh. In my experience a meat eater encountering a vegan (or even a vegetarian) can be far more defensive and bitchy than any vegan I have ever encountered, as if the mere existence of someone who chooses not to eat meat is somehow a challenge to their whole worldview.

Red Sox fans whined about chicken and beer ruining a season, that's bitchy.

I think it's more that if you set up a ballpark village, you can't be surprised when people dress like they they just came from a ballgame (you know...because they did).
It's more stupid then anything else.

"Dress.... evening out? Gronk no compute."

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

Yes, what's ridiculous about restricting sports apparel at a fucking sports entertainment district?

Hahahahaha... What a little candy ass you are! Did you really hit me with a lmgtfy that returns a speeding arrest?!?! As justification for suggesting that he "can't seem to follow the team rules or the laws of our society"?!?! I got a speeding ticket outside of Knoxville, TN where I was almost doubling the speed…

Yea i get that. But it is a law broken fairly regularly and does not make him Kim Il Hitler Stalin.

As the writer states, Plaschke uses spring stats and tiny sample sizes that he has cherry picked to prove his point. That is dumb as shit.

Yasiel Puig acts happy when he does good things on the field. What a dick.

An immature shithead jock? Shocking. You guys must have never gone to high school.

A speeding ticket?

• Owners voted against a proposal that would have made every play challengeable by coaches.

Yeah, but who the hell uses it in that context? When someone says "rape" they are almost always referring to the definition of any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person. Don't play the "we're all being too sensitive" card.

Glassholes should be winning. I never thought they would lose to PitBull owners.