True, new stuff feels too Cinemax-pornesque to me (which is weird, because seeing sex and nudity is a solid 40% of a good exploitation movie). The lack of panache must be it

Ugh, that grammar. It's been too long to edit it

As someone who has always loved B and Exploitation movies, why do you think that they have fallen out of favor? Increased emphasis on social justice among the "tastemakers"? People not understanding the novelty? The over-reliance on plastic looking Playboy models to act as opposed to fleshier women? You would think…

But then how else will Drew get these stories? I am mystified by the number of people who have pooped themselves

People who can only shit at home are the worst. "Dude, I gotta shit, but that's not MY toilet."

+1 Good Recency Bias

*cums* - Pat Garofalo

May I introduce you to the internet?

"But it has Matthew McCounaghey (who no one liked until Magic Mike) talking about metaphysics. This show is literally the greatest thing ever!" - People who have already forgotten how much better Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Sopranos, The Wire, and The Shield were and are unaware that they say the same things about Game…

Disgusting. Horribly unnatural. "Chloie?" Seriously?

To be fair, curling is strangely addictive and fun to watch

The worst type of people. I don't think that they are in direct competition, but I do find the NHL infinitely more entertaining than the NBA

Barbarella is the best. I love the faux-sex positivity in the movie. Barbarella gets in trouble, man saves her, they have sex. New adventure. repeat for 100 minutes.

No. There is a definitive cutoff between goatee guy and banjo guy. Aesthetically. Not facial hair, wise. Gin distillery is the only facial hair where you can definitively say "hipster"

I was just making a little joke at Lifehacker's expense

On your own? No. Getting a job at a place like Gawker Media? Kind of!

I think that he meant on McClellan's article

Montreal. To finally conclude all of the dick-sucking he received there from 1995-2003. It would be an awesome moment.

"Rabble Rabble. No one cares. Hockey players are more athletic. Rabble Rabble." - Every Hockey Fan

There were also the "Quiz Show" people