"I save bread!"

I still perfer sexy bulbonic plague doctor.

Ghost kitty!

chick you ain't santa. stand down.

"In a way, we're all victims"???

I would have liked something more in the vein of Pot Psychology.

Stacey 5ever.

her and joe Biden are my two favorite people in public life because they are, well, people. In the context of work, I talked to a relative of hers recently. I told her I was a Sonja fan as well as a joe fan and she said joe is also the real deal. That was good to hear.

Yep. I graduated from BYU and just got out of Utah a couple months ago. Pretty glad I didn't get married while I was still Mormon for this reason alone.

jessica has a fucking future ahead of her. i think she would be excellent as a late night host.

OK YES but the REAL question is, when will we be getting our scary story thread on Jez again? IT'S ALMOST OCTOBER Y'ALL.

Hooray, more fodder for The Soup!

o rly

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?

Yes; or maybe the university? ( :

Thank you for saving me the trouble. Just going to write this. Heavens!

ColOmbian...please!! Two Os. There's no u in Colombia or Colombian. I see this all the time in publications and as a Colombian, I gotta tell ya it's incredibly frustrating.