I had the most artfully shittastic evening too! Oh god I am almost through my 2nd Mangorita ( yes it's those shitty bud light margarita drinks. Like I said, shittastic).

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

When I was in love last year I drew this on my hand and put it on instagram. What a difference a year makes! I like it though.

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…

She will be missed.

Speaking of Betty White, is Abe Vigoda still alive?

Nicolle Wallace?!? Someone call Goran and Eames!

I have looked at the "If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent." tweet in every way possible and I cannot fathom what he means. At first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and took it to mean that what he's saying is that if you're unconcious, you're not "with" someone,…

You Oughta Know. That would be a reception to talk about.

Clearly yes, because now I have to know where he went!

Eww, this guy is the worst and needs to grow the fuck up. His name is Alexandrew, isn't it?

I am in full-fledged wedding panic mode. I had 5 dreams last night about things going wrong. Here's the thing, though. It's just a dinner party at the house. That's it. And, even more annoying, I've hosted far more complicated dinner parties at my house than this one (I've done themed historical dinners with costumes…

Victim blaming has no doubt already commenced elsewhere. I hope it doesn't happen here. Taking pictures of yourself, particularly if you keep them to yourself and don't share them, is a completely okay and normal activity in 2014. I have not and will not look at these pictures, but regardless of Lawrences's reasons…

I did my own invites mostly because it costs an arm and a leg to have them done and I wanted to put that money elsewhere.

I had it so easy. No parents' names were on our invitations, and since I am a calligrapher (and cheap), I addressed my own invitations. No one really cares that much about the handwriting their invitation is in, anyway; if this wasn't a skill I just happened to have, I'd have probably just printed them in fancy fonts…

I love etiquette and I think it can be very useful in encouraging respectful, considerate behavior - but some traditions just need to die, and this is one of them. Address people the way they want to be addressed! That is etiquette.

We wrote up our own envelopes (and printed our wedding invites, etc etc) for just this reason. I'm not going to lose my identity just because I'm married and neither are any of my friends. We have a significant number of friends who kept their maiden names, so screw all that nonsense.

For years when I write Christmas or Halloween cards (shut up, I can send cards for any holiday I want), if I know that Casual Friend X is involved by I'm not sure if they're married or how the Other Person wants to be addressed, I put "Friend X and family" or, for the Halloween cards, "to Friendenstein Manor." I had…

I went to one wedding invitation place (I just happened to wander in) and little did I know that it was Miss Holier Than Though (although she probably changed her name when she was married). She proceeded to tell me that everything I was doing was wrong and how she HOPED that my mother would be using calligraphy on…

Pepper13 used some poorly chosen words but I feel like you have tunnel vision right now. It is unfortunate, but the fashion industry has EVERYTHING to do with bodies. Everything. Of all genders. And their treatment and framing of people's bodies perpetuate many of the very problems roygbiv seeks to address. Pepper13…