G’bye, Mare. I hope Chuckles is there.

One of my relatives posted a meme of Michelle and Melania together, and they photoshopped a little white apron and one of those frilly white 1800's caps onto Michelle. Indicating that she is Melania’s slave. This election has brought out the worst in people. I blocked my cousin immediately, she is clearly heinous. The…

It’s ... sort of pathetic, actually. I mean, if you can’t even make yourself a sandwich, you’re a special kind of helpless....

Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

Pinkham is LEAVING?! BUh...buh...the world is made better with behind closed ovens...

I’m still not over Lindy West.

Yeah, I need my BCO, it is an Old Testement style abomination that Kitchenette is shutting down. I mean it though I will leave, there will be nothing here for me. I give zero fucks about the Kardashians and thought that they were a race of aliens from Star Trek but it was Mark who set me right. I still give zero fucks…

All I have to pull from is my goat brethren.

Ohmygod Jezebel, Gawker, ALL OF YOU STOP IT.

I’ve been either crying or on the verge of tears for two days now. I’m glad this woman survived to bear witness. I mourn, with all civilized society, for those who did not survive. May her words bring some measure of comfort to their loved ones, in comfortless times.

Right there with you. I adore the taste of coffee but not the panic attacks that sometime accompany it.

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

i’d be one of their very few customers. hey! at least people won’t be assholes in line. maybe.

Oh my gosh I’m so excited there’s more stories and I’m so excited to see mine on here! YAY! THANK YOU!

Yeah, I’m getting pretty tired of the smug “if you really loved him you’d value the relationship more than a piece of jewelry” attitude. There’s emotional blackmail, and then there’s just being honest about what you want and need so the other person can make an informed decision.

I know what you mean about some places having that kind of damaging, negative energy. My sister used to live in this AMAZING apartment that was converted out of a really old, old building (maybe 500 years old?) and something just felt off about it. She attempted suicide twice the year she lived there and I remember…

My grandparents worked in mills and were as poor as church mice but dressed so well! How'd they do it? They made their own clothes. Most folks did back then.