Back in my day (the 90's) we didn't have any of these fancy social tweeter tinder box things. We had to find dates the old fashioned way which meant looking for the least scary person when the bar lights went on at 2 am. It was a crap shoot.

What a stupid thing to say.

and what do have against tall girls?

Natural and smallish breasts are "in"

How does one get from Ooo Creepy Internet Stories to LET'S STAB THIS GIRL 19 TIMES? This is like blaming heavy metal for Columbine.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Fingers crossed for Dawson's Creek / Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross over fan fiction!

And then there's Maude.

I always liked the way Frasier dealt with Daphne when the actress was pregnant. The storyline expanded to show Daphne steadily gaining weight because she was subconsciously feeling insecure about how perfect Niles expected her to be. Then Daphne went away to a clinic to lose weight, and Niles got to make a joke about…

Another hot tip for bigger boobs - get pregnant! I'm currently 7 months and jumped from a 30E to a 34G!

Please don't be mad, but reading that made me LOL. As my mother would say "Those people need another kid, pronto."

I have not spoken to my mom in 9 months. I feel so much calmer but I don't know how long it can last. What kind of person cuts their mother out of their life? Am I that kind of person?

As a kid who had a kinda crappy step parent, you sound amazing and keep fighting that good fight. Kids (step or not) aren't easy but it takes a special person to accept someone else's kids as their own. You are awesome.

Still feeling pretty sad because I had to make the decision to put a horse down at work yesterday. (I work at a farm for aged and rescued horses... Worked there for years and came back as the manager on a temporary basis, so this was the first time I had to make the call myself.) He was not the most graceful or…

When did my youngest step son become the amazing young man that's rushing around my house right now, looking for his hair gel?

*weepy* Ya know, he's been through more than any child should ever go through. Yet, here he is, a good kid to the core, happy, healthy, and the biggest crisis in his life right now is that he…

But where's the fun if there's no haggling over price?

men are objectively the primary consumer of spectator sports.

He is one of the most underrated actors of all time. ALL TIME!

Maybe it's because I've been listening to "Rainbow Connection." Maybe it's because of your avatar. But that swimsuit looks like a purple slutty-Kermit costume.

I'm so sorry you have to live this way.