Sorry, no such luck. Gov. Brown said today that California will not turn away Syrian refugees. We may indeed be shitty in many other ways, but we’re not going to join you all on this one!

Like kitty who can never decide whether she wants in or out?

Young? You mean old?

Weird-I didn't think she looked like a newborn baby.

Mindy, I love you, but I don’t think you realize that jacket-on-shoulders is the perfect way to keep warm in lectures without debilitating your freedom of movement when note-taking.

I had thought of calling you a dumb-ass, but you’re already doing it so admirably well yourself! And that being the case, you have my sympathy. Regrets suck, especially a really big one like this.

Nah, I prefer partners roughly within my own age range, who’re with me because they actually like me. (Rare, but does happen occasionally.)

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

Pixies don’t have pupils. That’s how you can tell.

I’m trying to figure out what a “seat building” is.

I know. I don’t think that’s quite the same thing. This was a deliberate disposition of funds.

I question the bank’s position here. Wasn’t it her money to do with as she saw fit?

It may not have been for her to decide. I think there are wills in which a spouse wills his/her money to his spouse, and then, upon the spouse’s death, the rest is stipulated to go to the children (or whomever). There is definitely a backstory, here.

You should put this at the base of the article before the comments. You could even make an argument for including it farther up in the article.

I’ll show myself out...

Awww, let them have their “in the now” fun. As two who’ve just gone through divorces, they have plenty in common (seriously, being married 14 years is like forever in industry years). Also, good on him for dating an older woman. Seriously, dating in public must truly truly suck.

But Mr. & Mrs. Smith was really fun!

Ahh, old loves. Burt Reynolds is still in love with Sally Field!

Well, I wasn’t. I was just thinking about SBob doing a nah nah na na-nah.

It’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound.