I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

I spent 20 minutes trying to make a high score play off the word Haze last night in WWF, and it made me remember Chet Haze and think “I wonder how Chet is doing...wonder if he is still in rehab...” So I sort of feel like I somehow summoned him back into existence and I apologize.

No, we must talk about cows first!

As the daughter of an addict this is literally what my father did. He was sober for 16 years, met someone, separated from my mother, went off the fucking rails for a few years and was a nasty addict, got clean and was sober again until he died from a fall a year ago. This literally does happen.

She’s in her 80s ... I think her use of “whatever” was not in the dismissive tone you use it here.

I totally agree that a life changing event can push someone over the edge, I just disagree with the narrative that Vanessa was the one who kept him clean. Like she was his savior or something? I guess I just really hate it because I was in a relationship with an addict, and for a long time I thought I could be “the…

Does that mean we get 2 more albums?

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

That’s awesome. My boyfriend is 27 recently— not only was he not carded but the cashier dramatically waved him along and said, “Don’t worry getting you ID out, we only card people under 32!” I think he died inside a little.

THIS. was more concerning to me than the atrocious state of her digestive system. It’s amazing she hasn’t keeled over.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Good response, but at the same time, I think you may have unnecessarily promoted a troll comment that might’ve otherwise fallen to the bottom of the page and died. :/

Oh, I remember you. You’re that Detective Rex Hardbody guy.

Dude, you mean well but you might want to step back from kinja and maybe go breathe some fresh air outside or something. That is some crazy extrapolating and conjecture.

Shush! This is no time for logic! Now is the time for completely unfounded speculation and inflammatory rhetoric!

Getting tired of people thinking this is such a small minority of society.

Are you really that ignorant? Do you have any idea how incredibly common it is for women to get sexual comments online as well as at work, or just walking down the street?

So that was your takeaway from this?

I don’t think you can stop the Twitter trolls, but you can combat it in every day life by not tolerating sexist “jokes”, even when it’s just the guys. I think some men have sexist ideas and they express them gradually, starting with the “i don’t really mean it” type of jokey sexism. If they get a laugh from their…