This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

So you’re allowed to be douchey euro soccer fanboys but Brett Favre isn’t? What exactly are the rules here?

They should think about writing them down.

Bang.

Wildcat attacks Ram.

Wasn’t 1 painful shot at the horn enough for that guy?

Second video looks more like the Main Line than Philly. Probably Bryn Mawr.

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She’s hoping for 40% of the punishment a man would get.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

Dude, what?

LJ wasn’t an NFL bust.

390 pound power clean

Albert may be a liberal, but he and Trump are very similar. Strong opinions about everything. Opinions not always well-founded. Love the sounds of their own voices. Thin-skinned. Bully tendencies.

Kudos to being self aware that your columns typically just spout off nonsense.