Glad to see someone defending young, blond white girls!

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

Eric and Kathy, just two wacky folks being wacky!!! Just look at the billboards!!

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Yeah, but that was, like, a totally different game, man.

How hasn’t the title of this article been fixed yet?

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

I'm 21 and I don't know what the fuck that is.

You’re giving way too much credit to Texans.

Okay, McCoy. We hear you. What about just a little peak on the cheek?

“Listen man, Chip can’t shake s**t.”

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Is your hot take that Pistol Pete was better than Jason Williams? Whoa. So hot.

I promise it’s okay to enjoy this even if you like something else more.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

Dammit.

For those of us whose hair pretty much looks like this, I have to say that I am beyond offended. Cultural appropriation of the worst kind.