maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

This one’s better.

Jones has been on the team for two seasons, but has played sparingly.

I’ll try it as long as Petchesky doesn’t stick his dick in it first.

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.

*Bowlfish

Hootie and the Blow.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.

Nothing is better than little kids playing hockey. Especially when you get on them like they’re adults playing hockey.

The sole use for washcloths in my house is to chase the animals around, trying to hold it under their mouths before they puke so I don’t have to pull out cleaning products and the steamer when they get half on the hardwood floor and half on the area rug.

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Aw thanks :)

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

Asterix is a replacement for Bjornsson’s first Pomeranian, Footnoet.

Hey, boo!

You ain’t kidding!

patient #2.