About as much of a crime as smuggling raisins.
stiggs
justsomeguynamedstiggs
So uh... real talk... girl I'll buy you things.
C.C. Allin.
"multi-kilo quantities of cocaine and several hundred pounds of marijuana."
Forward down the fiellllllllllllllld!
I was in Minneapolis in November for my brother's wedding, and it was a really cold and snowy night. I had made a promise to myself to be in a state of permadrunk for that day and the wedding, and during the night of his rehearsal dinner, I had managed to set myself up for a solid couple of days. I first started by…
Be sure to check for razor blades in your Halloween candy too, kiddo.
Someone should call Riff Raff so they could get married and start a reality show where they open a fried chicken-themed strip club.
That Deafheaven article was pretty spot on.
"Hey Kevin, what the hell man? You've pissed like three times in the past hour."
What a Sapp!
You never want a meltdown involving ice cream. Everything turns into a sticky situation.
Are you taking submissions for candidates to attend a Rubio rally just to drop molly?
In college my roommate had a lab/bloodhound mix named Copper, who was the BEST BIG SWEETIE EVER. He would follow you around the house, would jump on the couch and rest his head in your lap and just fall asleep. That dog slept about 20 hours a day, most of it with his head in someone's lap. He never barked, only made a…
Well that was a short lockout.
Keep a steady flow of mixed drinks - enough to relax, not too much so you're shitfaced - and keep your mouth shut outside of "You're right, Charleton Heston was a great Moses," and you'd be fine.
This may drive Cam to flip out about it.
I'd feel slightly (just slightly) more comfortable wearing returned pants, unless I had prior knowledge that the previous owner enjoyed pulling them so deep in their ass crack and crotch that they could taste that sweet, sweet denim.