This is a great headline.

"Is that... pepper on top of the Velveeta?"

I dunno, I think this is pretty accessable.

Where are the whites of his eyes?

This face always makes me smile.

Not gonna lie, first thought in my head was "dicks with hands for feet."

Same here, except with the post-metal band...

Turns out they've hosed down all the locker room floors with bleach.