Next time, they should hold off on announcing a release window until they are sure they can make it. I’ve been waiting 5 months for this, when they announced it in January as a “spring” release.

I would gladly take an assault charge in exchange for the privilege of wrecking this cruel piece of human garbage.

It’s about that time...

If you ever want to meet the most offensive, conservative, old-school person in the world, just find someone who owns more than three American flags.

Trump is a real gentleman

Counter-counterpoint: Saying the word “crawdad” will get you laughed out of the state of Louisiana.

Counter-counterpoint: Say the word “crawdad” to get laughed out of the state of Louisiana

Fuck the GOP. And the Democrats. Anyone who throws their weight behind a political party based on one or two hot-button issues is just an ignorant reactionary. The extremists on both sides can fuck right off.

Opioids Caused 1 in 5 Deaths of Young People in the US in 2016

This happens to me all the time, but with the USPS. They say that my package has been delivered, but it won’t show up for two or three more days. I think they are told to do this with Amazon packages to meet the “guaranteed delivery” date. I have several complaints on record with them.

The easiest way to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew is to just push the cork into the bottle. (This is assuming you are going to drink the whole thing.)

Exactly. If he wasn’t a walking stereotype, he might have a cause for outrage.

There will be a glorious, bloody revolution. It’s just a matter of time. And I will have no sympathy for the rich when they are murdered in the streets.

Holy fucking fuck! I don’t even know where to begin.

That wouldn’t work around here - our police use an expired sticker as an excuse to pull you over, harass you, search your car, and then write you a $500 ticket.