I’ve actually heard weirder things. I had a classmate (sophomore year at college) who came from an overly religious, private school. Turns out the dipshit thought potatoes grew on trees. I of course felt the need to ask him if he’d ever seen a potato tree. He was 100% convinced that a juniper bush was potato tree, and…

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

The only thing this man hates more than our president is punctuation. And yet he spelled everything correctly? A rare bigot, this one.

Don’t speak that way about hamsters.

It’s almost like she is looking to him for instructions on what to say next.

Stop with that insipid adoring gaze already you hamster. Your husband’s not that great. At all.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Yup. I have kids who beg to take leftover food home because they’re not getting dinner but nope we can get fired for not throwing away perfectly good food (including stuff like milk cartons and goldfish that is individually packaged and could totally be eaten).

Underrated character for sure.

God I love Doris.

One of my son’s friends had run out of lunch money and had gone over the max number of days without money, so he was going to get the cold sandwich treatment. My son tried to buy him lunch but was told that it was against school policy for a student to buy another student’s lunch on their account. My well groomed…

Better?

It’s really important to note that a lot of trans women, especially those who are poor, end up getting caught up in this sort of thing, either as the victim or the purveyor. The reason for that is: society sucks, and trans folks are disproportionately poor and lacking in access to proper medical care. So, trans women…

if students are in a situation where they can’t pay for lunch, they’re given one slice of american cheese on a hamburger bun along with a small milk.

No school lunch ever looked like this.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Pshh, this challenge is discriminatory! I can’t even hold a pencil there, damn!

Listen, we all know they’re up to no good. And we still love the little bastards anyway!