As a student of entomology, I can assure you that it doesn't get any worse than being bitten by a poisonous scorpion.

*nerd jokes*

The new sports illustrated cover is classless and inappropriate. Like seriously, cover your vagina, kids see this mag in the grocery store

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

Paint me feminine with a bow and let me feel a like a little girl. This is the art of being a woman and remembering the feelings of a girl.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

I think it's to imply they should never leave the house? I don't know, I try not to think too much about it or my head will explode.

I never got the "barefoot and pregnant" thing. Like, ok, pregnant I get but shouldn't pregnant ladies still wear shoes?

Ketchup. A-1 has too much flavor.

Doesn't mean a lot coming from rump jerk-y

Who wants to bet that this fuckwad orders his meat well done, in order to suck all the joy and flavor out of it?

There are no lesser cuts of meat, just different ways of preparing them to perfection.

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by another student at her school, and she just reported it a couple days ago. When she told me she reported it to the school, I didn't have a lot of faith in them.

Body dysmorphia is no joke. And fuck that modeling director. And those doctors. JUST FUCK EVERYTHING.

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

"Lumping atheists together is like lumping people who don't smoke together."

As a former touring sound engineer (part of who's job it was to keep microphones clean and sterilized), I have to say I really hope never!

WTF did I just watch?

Like this-

Fun (?) fact: Owls move their heads around like that because the feathers surrounding their eyes are extremely sensitive sound conductors (they "hear" more through those than their ears, and it's that sensitivity that lets them hear a mouse, under the snow, from a hundred meters away). They're moving their heads…