I had to every time my grandmother cooked it.

I have some fireworks that you can use when it is in the middle of the ocean and closest ship is five days away.

Why the hell would you even want a heart shaped pizza to begin with? If actually in a heart shape, it reduces surface area (so you pay more for less) and is awkward to hold/slice.

I approve of this.

Holy crap, you’re not kidding:

Rob Schneider (quirky fun note here: my autocorrect wanted me to replace his last name with “Schnitzel” and I was so very tempted to let it) who scored an average of 21.7% on Rotten Tomatoes, I checked and only two are “fresh” (Muppets from Space and Demolition Man in which he had an uncredited role, both of which are…

I joined my college’s basketball team when they went to Mississippi for a game (recorded for showing over the internet and edited highlights for $100, meals paid for and own hotel room instead of sharing one with the players in what is likely a less than kosher deal according to NCAA), can confirm.

Hell, knowing Trump he’ll replace each face with his then add another with his.

Once again, the play by play in Spanish makes things seem about 100x more exciting than the English speaking ones.

The first husband of my sister and I met when she did a “surprise visit” (the surprise was she visited at all since we’re, or at least I’m, happily estranged from each other since I can’t stand being around her for more than 5+ mins) when I was in college after they eloped and took us out to Hooters. I had to laugh at…

Not only that, but of the top 10 states that are most depended on federal aid, New Mexico (8) and Maine (10) are the only blue ones according to this data from the Tax Foundation (admittally it’s from 2013 but I doubt the numbers have changed much in the past 3 years.)

Even on the calmest seas, I have doubts about its seaworthiness, more so built using bronze aged techniques and technology.

“I breathe the BEST oxygen! Had she been breathing Trump oxygen, she never would have fainted. Sad.”

Bingo. Russia hacks both parties and only releases the dirt on Clinton/DNC because she was viewed as a bigger threat. Trump and RNC get hacked and get blackmailed. Helps that Trump has been wanting to expland his reverse Midas touch into Russia for years now as well.

Don’t insult cheeseburgers by comparing them to Trump.

Then why’d Petraeus get a slap on the wrist when he did the same by sharing classified documents with his mistress? I agree with Saint Ma wrote that Snowden and Manning are being used as a threat case, rather than a truly judicial one.

It’s not like billions of lives, trillions of dollars and a nuclear arsenal that can destroy the entire world in a radioactive glow deserves your undivided attention anyways...

Oh dear god.... WHY?!

My first car was “electric lime”, can confirm.

And they are out of kindness but will substitute with damnatio memoriae.