While I like bacon, I agree with the internet overhyping things to a ludicrous amount. I love spicy foods (even if sometimes my digestive system doesn’t agree with that statement) and like sriracha fine for some foods, but really internet putting it on EVERYTHING and act like it’s the holy grail of foods?

For some reason seeing this brought flashbacks of this back.

Yep, that’s why I loathe Teresa. The following is a real quote from her:

In a just and rational world, she would have less power than local moose catcher in Alaska and would have been last person in America instead of a hair’s breadth away from the presidency if McCain won in 2008.

My grandmother, uncle, aunt-in-law all care about Palin. They find her the epitome of conservatism that this country deserves to get us away from the “godless liberal secularism” that the n-word (they say real word, I refuse to even type it) Obama espouses.

I propose holy hand grenades at midnight so that even better, it’ll take all three of them out...

Dear god, so many middle school play memories flashing back because of the “folksy” and tackiness of it all.

A dead, decapitated cockroach?

North Korea:

I was in Boy Scouts.

But if we don’t kill people, how will people know killing is wrong? /s

Sad but true. I have a friend who was trapped in the same cult (Quiverful) as the Duggar girls are.

Sorry, traveling tonight during speech time. No hard liquor on flight unless I want to pay tons for only a shot’s worth.

I don’t know what’s worse, this “rap” or this “rap” made by Ben Carson’s campaign a few months ago. Ah hell, they both suck and insult the genre and music in general.

And that smell of death is one of the (many, mostly for his safety but this isn’t one of them) reasons that I’m glad that mine is a straight up indoors only cat.

Exactly.

Carson: “That’s a long conversation. That’s a long conversation.”

So he’s just as much as an idiot as his father who impersonated a cop... No surprise, money can’t buy brains after all.

Same. I work at a TV station and whenever one of those pops up on the screen, I immediately turn the audio out (to us, not to the public) down on the channel and have to look at something else for the 30 seconds or leave the room to go to the bathroom/get a drink out of the break room fridge.