Can someone here post that second link to Huckabee’s Facebook/Twitter accounts? I would but I’m banned on both (yes, I consider that a badge of honor) after pointing out that in this country the Constitution is the guiding document, not his bronze age book after every post of him mentioning how [his] god is the…

Trump meanwhile plays the merkin on head card.

While I loved the cat I had growing up dearly (and apparently so did the crows that he played chased since they gathered in a quiet hush as I was burying him in the backyard), I wouldn’t want to clone him.

Having anything other than a monotone as a voice?

I can only imagine how red that pool would be if my cat ended up in it... Even if a glass of water spills on my cat, he flips the fuck out and demands blood.

While I went to high school in a very liberal area (New England) of this country, sex ed was terrible. Mostly it consisted of watching movies where the word “sex” was rarely uttered and focused more on the memorization of the names of the anatomy and fetal development. Anything other than heterosexual/cisgender wasn’t…

Don’t piss off crows or their raven cousins. They will remember you and HUNT YOU DOWN.

Growing up, one of my neighbor’s was one of these people that put lights on every inch of their house. Made it hilarious when a SINGLE bulb burnt out and he took hours hunting for the troublesome one.

My pediatrician growing up did something similar for my sister who would (and still does) think that getting pricked by a not even a ¼ of an inch long needle is like getting stabbed by a Bowie knife.

I really hope he’s not named named Jesús, Yeshua or Joshua...

They need to get this guy:

Let me say this:

I hate you for putting that vision in my head... Now if you excuse me, I need all the mind bleach.

I thought so but cabbie believed every word, even the horrifying one that said even if women said no a thousand times, it really meant yes. Made me want to throw the book out the window but the driver looked like he could tear my head off with one hand.

I had one cab driver tell me I should read this “amazing book” while pointing to it after picking me up and he had me read it while on the drive to the airport.

My cat does the same. Only instead of paws to the face, screams in my face (and girlfriend’s) as loud as his furry face can manage.

I’ll out myself slightly here.

Just don’t use superglue.

In the video, that look that Louie has at 00:36 has the classic “I know what I did and I don’t care” look.

I thought the same thing. I mean, I get the concept behind the logo but it looks like something more belonging on an airline aircraft than a political campaign. In fact, I looked through airlines that begin with H on Wikipedia and it looks very similar to the H on the tail of this Hazleton airlines tail!: