Even if Aaron Rodgers, Payton Manning, Drew Brees, Tom Brady and Andrew Luck all get tackled so hard they loose both legs and an arm, they’d still beat RGIII.

Looks like a safe for work porno ad. Half expected the end credits instead to read “Become a member of sororityblondeswavingatthecamera.com to see all this and more for only $40 per month!”

Thirty-eight women brave enough to come forward... Makes you sad/angry how many others that still haven’t/are unable to do the same.

Another clown themed song, though admittedly a lot more depressing:

Some music to get you all in the mood:

Only good thing about bedazzling is that it spawned vagazzling which the only good thing about that is how my girlfriend told me a funny story about a woman she treated in an earlier part of her residency tried vagazzling her labia with super glue.

Okay, I love mushrooms and various recipes that use them but in Coke? That just sounds plain wrong.

I once had an oral surgeon when I was getting my wisdom teeth when I was a teenager surgically removed offered to have some hypnosis instead of general anesthesia. I looked at him and said (brashly as I would to anyone who wasn’t my parents) “Are you fucking kidding me?! Knock me out with a hammer if the drugs don’t…

My milkshake brings all the tweekers to the store, damn right its more potent than yours!

By literally killing and eating dinosaurs*.

Sent this to girlfriend, this is her response:

Lucky you. I’m sure mine has the skills, it’s just that he’s the laziest cat until either the girlfriend and I are eating or it’s his feeding time. Then he’ll jump up and try to get any snippets of food he can grab.

Is your cat related to mine?

Tell me about it.

I just watched that gif for far too long without realizing it...

Poor gater. S/he didn’t want to live in NYC, s/he wanted to be in the Texas eating rednecks that scream “fuck the alligators!” then jump in.

Good camel.

That’s not a pancake, that’s a real cake!

When I was a server at a seafood restaurant, I once had the displeasure of dealing with a major brat.

Props to Dr. Raney, Lisa Ryan for writing and you guys for publishing.