Speaking as another person who edits footage for a living, my first thoughts when seeing it were “What amateur cut this together and thought it wouldn’t raise any red flags?”

Coming soon from Lululemon Breweries: Randy Roadkill Stout. Made with chipmunk, raccoon and rotten hops. Pairs perfectly with squirrel stew and mystery road meat.

If the loch ness monster isn’t real, then who was it that came to my door last night asking for tree-fitty? How many other girl scouts are eight stories tall and crustaceans from the protozoic era?!

Know the story of what brought down Al Capone? Tax evasion.

*raises hand*

“You misunderstand. What I really meant to say was ‘I’m a giant sentient turd sandwich that nobody should ever elect to anything higher than town idiot.’”

Yea, I don’t even have a vagina and I remember in sex ed from high school to college all saying that it’s useless and does more harm than good. Who still does this and thinks its a good idea?!

Not to mention this goes BEYOND their child. There are some people who have suppressed/weak immune systems due to a myriad of factors who can’t get vaccines. The herd immunity helps them as much as the vaccine helps the person who gets the shot.

Huh, go figure.

That’s what I thought. I’ve seen some interesting combos, like I saw a woman once with bright neon yellow (think highlighter yellow and just as if not more florescent) shoes with bright red nails. Almost blinded me when I saw it but hey, to each their own.

I got a perfect goose egg! (Only test I know of where lower is better than higher.) While neither are a prefect match (not to mention the lighting and background isn’t the greatest), I have to say left.

Am I the only one who is disappointed they didn’t find a way to fit this song into the trailer somehow?:

When I was in college, every once in a while they served us “steak” in the cafeteria for meals. We’d beg them to serve it to us medium rare or even medium well but they told us that the Aramark (as if I needed another reason to hate them) representative at the college was forcing them to serve it well done.

When I worked in a high end seafood place during my time in high school, a guy came in and ordered the surf and turf which cost about $40 or so since it was a few lobster tails and 10 to 12 oz fillet minion.

Exactly.

Wow... I know hardcore Catholics (my sister being one, whereas I was agnostic until my teen years where I become full atheist) but even they view the “all birth control is evil” for only humans.

When I was in middle school, I had an English teacher bet a student that they couldn’t go a whole week without using the word “like” in contexts that didn’t deserve it (Example: That was, like, a good book.) but was fine if appropriate in the context (Example: I like that book.) They didn’t last the lesson the next…

Considering the investigation found only evidence of overcharging (with a package of coconut shrimp being almost $15 over) and not undercharging, call me skeptical that this was a simple mistake.

It’ll probably slow down a bit after a few days (I really hope I’m wrong, hell I’d love it to snowball!) but still good job internet.

Even though they meet (and exceed) their goal, girlfriend and I just chipped in. I was in Boy Scouts (and the girlfriend was a Girl Scout, she tells me that’s where she discovered her love of science) and I quit when I came to realize their homophobic and transphobic attitudes, even though the troop I was in never…