There’s a reason why they don’t mic up the coaches and most of the time the audio is dropped when the camera is on them. When I was recording games in college, the number of words that are normally bleeped on network TV would make South Park blanch.

Here’s the link to his statement:

Raise your glass everybody and don’t forget to give President Obama a glass as well!

This is my second favorite flavor (second to Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch) and I have no qualms with its rebranding.

Regarding sex on a beach, don’t just don’t. Sand gets EVERYWHERE and the friction isn’t the pleasurable kind... not that the girlfriend and I know from personal experience.

Only time I took a bath in a hotel was Trump Hotel Vegas (right next to the Erotic Heritage Museum much to our great enjoyment) since girlfriend got a really cheap rate on it when her continuing medical education conference paid by the hospital where in Vegas.

Not to mention with this many candidates, tenth place might have two or three people polling at the cutoff level!

Don’t worry guys, she only gives love bites and bear hugs like an actual bear.

Then hire NASA/SpaceX/whoever to launch the ashes into the sun.

I’ll admit, I didn’t know about it till my US History class my sophomore year of high school and even then, it was just talked about in brief (like two or three sentences at most when we discussed social movements.) It wasn’t till college when I really learned about it in depth.

Time to post (one of) my favorite image’s again:

I apologize, that was a stupid joke somebody told me.

Mmmmm... Tilapia.

Speaking from my experience, cats get a bad rap in the “do my pets love me or not” department.

Screw just one cake, lets give her more than a bakery worth of cake (and pies!)

Correction: An earlier version of this post incorrectly identified Fox and Friends’ resident blonde lady as Gretchen Carlson. That was the other one. This one is Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Oops.

Exactly, everything in a casino is designed from the ground up to keep you spending. When I was in Vegas because the girlfriend had a continuing medical education conference there, I set a hard limit on $200 a day. It was very hard to keep that due to them:

And thanks for the nightmares...

While its a victory, the $10 note is lot “lessor” aside from even in monetary value: