They are a branch of American “Family” Association (my quotes, not theirs but almost every group with the word “family” in it is almost always not, but especially them since the Southern Poverty Law Center considers them a hate group) which claims to be 180,000 subscribers to their “journal.”

Fuck jellyfish. I got stung by one when I was in the fifth grade, still haven’t forgiven the gelatinous bastards.

The only way the “Republican” and the names of two women will appear in the same place is if the debate monitor and the namesake of the auditorium are both women.

I laughed way to hard at that and woke up the girlfriend and, most terrifying of all, the cat. Now he is meowing until I feed him...

This is part of the teachings of their cult for “consoling” victims of sexual abuse, you can find more pages of it on Gawker and other sites. Look at points 4-6 primarily:

I have no words, not even my crazy fundamentalist aunt (who thinks that the T-Rex was a plant eater and a “real life dragon”...) is that stupid. Any more breathtakingly stupid things that he mentioned that you can share with us?

Knowing the status of women in the cult that she’s trapped in, she probably is.

How can you tell Jim Bob is lying at the moment this screen cap happened? Simple, his mouth is moving.

Not enough malk with Vitamin R:

Indeed, especially since they THROW AWAY THE FOOD if you can’t afford to pay in some cases. Wasting both food as well as depriving the child of nutrients.

When I was in high school, one day I forgot my lunch money back at home. I failed to realize this until I go to the lunch room and stand in line, they were just about to throw away the food (which I think is another stupid policy that lots of schools have if a student can’t cover it) when a janitor came over and said…

Same here. My girlfriend likes to sleep bottomless or nude sometimes, I don’t automatically go “oh, naked [or rather half-naked] woman! Must be sex time.” For Dr. Ruth to say such a thing, it’s very disappointing.

Between the fact that my girlfriend can’t hold a coke can (or a even a prescription pill bottle) her breasts without duct tape or other adhesives, the Breast Cancer Foundation having nothing to do with it and just being stupid in general, this literally (as the title says) helping anyone, except people who want some…

I love spicy foods and grilled cheese. This sounds like an excellent way to combine them.

Considering she was insulted for asking for an unopened can of soda, something I ask for and get on every flight (including United flights) I’m on and then the fact that the PILOT escorted her to a help desk to issue a complaint, no this is not her wanting to be “privileged.”

True, ruins can start getting old (we took a tour bus with some Kiwis who’d been traveling around Greece for a month after a month in Egypt.) The funny thing is, she was sick of them 12 hours after ARRIVING. She picked the wrong country to visit.

My sister had the exact same thoughts when we visited Athens and went to the
Parthenon. She had the same thoughts about every other Greek ruin we saw (Ancient Olympia, etc.) She was more interested in the local Greek boy who was hitting on her... till he smiled showing her brown teeth and lit a cigarette.

And to think Franklin wanted to make our national bird the turkey...

My dad fought in Vietnam and he likes the memorial BUT he’s never seen it in person for one simple reason. He was a combat medic and as such it was his job to record the names of the dead and as such, he feels he was the person who was responsible for their name having to be up there.

Don’t feel too bad, I only learned about her work when 1977 was a free song of the week on iTunes.