I was in elementary school in 2001. I can’t count how many times God Bless the U.S.A. we were made to sing it at assemblies, pep rallies, etc. after that. I grew to loathe that song so much that I would feel like shouting every time I heard it. I once faked sick because I knew we had to sing it at an assembly, and I…

I hate to be “that guy”, but you put “logic” and “Roy Moore” in the same sentence. Roy don’t need no stinkin’ logic. All he needs is what is he pretty sure is in the Bible and both Amendments, the one about guns and the other one.

Dear god whoever is going on that stream tomorrow is going up against a firing squad.

(he’s replying to a different comment, one equating this kid’s actions to a teenager putting a cat in a microwave, not mine)

Donald Trump’s hatred of CNN is basically the same thing as Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s hatred of Hulk Hogan. Useful for him, useful for them, and they both make out like bandits.

You know, I was reading these comments and sitting here thinking, wtf? The AV Club commenters always HATED her. I didn’t put two and two together. You’re right and I’m disgusted I didn’t realize it right away.

Headline: “Anyone Who Doesn’t Send Lena Dunham a Death Threat is Trash”

Worse than a claymore; it’s a Takata.

My cabbie in China last week says that’s cute.

What Reddit exaggerate?! Surely you jest! /s

Username checks out.

No, hanging his arms out the window is a safety feature. Its helping him from sliding around inside the car.

Can we start a campaign to bring back the sofas GM used to put in cars in those cars in the 80's? The new Impala and Malibu would be so much better with bench sofas.

Just as his background music, “Life On Mars” by David Bowie

I feel that GTA V completely fulfilled the $60 I spent on it.

Oh, sure, making novelty card and board games isn’t out of the question, but continued production of Gamecube component cables and NES/SNES Classics is? For shame, Nintendo!

When this has happened before, it can always be blamed on the driver as “unintended acceleration” and passed off as driver error. But then there’s this great point:

You, sir, just won the Comment Olympics. I’m dying.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The…