justslayin
Just_Slayin
justslayin
Jun 5
14

I was in elementary school in 2001. I can’t count how many times God Bless the U.S.A. we were made to sing it at assemblies, pep rallies, etc. after that. I grew to loathe that song so much that I would feel like shouting every time I heard it. I once faked sick because I knew we had to sing it at an assembly, and I Read more

Dec 3 2017
21

I hate to be “that guy”, but you put “logic” and “Roy Moore” in the same sentence. Roy don’t need no stinkin’ logic. All he needs is what is he pretty sure is in the Bible and both Amendments, the one about guns and the other one.

Nov 28 2017
97

Dear god whoever is going on that stream tomorrow is going up against a firing squad.

Nov 27 2017
27

(he’s replying to a different comment, one equating this kid’s actions to a teenager putting a cat in a microwave, not mine)

Nov 26 2017
20

Donald Trump’s hatred of CNN is basically the same thing as Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s hatred of Hulk Hogan. Useful for him, useful for them, and they both make out like bandits.

Nov 26 2017
37

Everyone who decries the Crypto-rush as a “bubble”, overlooks the gravity of its essential appeal. A decentralized currency, not tied to any one-country’s GDP, fiat holdings, politicians, monetary policymakers, or (perhaps most importantly) any other group of clowns in banking or high office, will always have appeal. Read more

Nov 25 2017
31

Why stop there? Damn you google for giving me a camera and only letting me take pictures with it. Damn you for for giving me a power button and all it does is turn the phone off and on. Damn you for giving me a speaker and all it does is make noise. Dude this is the dumbest thing to complain about. And AS YOU ADMITTED Read more

Nov 20 2017
4

The silicone bump is for your hand, it’s not supposed to change the angle of your wrist. Maybe it depends on the height of your desk/chair?

Nov 19 2017
79

You know, I was reading these comments and sitting here thinking, wtf? The AV Club commenters always HATED her. I didn’t put two and two together. You’re right and I’m disgusted I didn’t realize it right away.

Nov 19 2017
14

Headline: “Anyone Who Doesn’t Send Lena Dunham a Death Threat is Trash”

Nov 16 2017
47

Worse than a claymore; it’s a Takata.

Nov 16 2017
79

My cabbie in China last week says that’s cute.

Nov 16 2017
14

What Reddit exaggerate?! Surely you jest! /s

Nov 15 2017
32

Username checks out.

Nov 15 2017
20

No, hanging his arms out the window is a safety feature. Its helping him from sliding around inside the car.

Oct 23 2017
8

I feel that GTA V completely fulfilled the $60 I spent on it.

Aug 10 2017
64

Oh, sure, making novelty card and board games isn’t out of the question, but continued production of Gamecube component cables and NES/SNES Classics is? For shame, Nintendo!

Jun 27 2016
167

You, sir, just won the Comment Olympics. I’m dying.

Jun 27 2016
980

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about. Read more

Jun 27 2016
129

What I still do not understand is why DRLs are exclusively a “front-of-the-car-only” thing. Why not have all of the lights on the car come on with the exception of the headlights? Now that everything is LEDs, it’s not like it’s inefficient, or bad for bulb life. At least that would solve most of the problem. The Read more