this is such a mindfuck that the only people able to tolerate that level of mind fuckery don’t have a mind to fuck.

Here’s a translation of that article for normal people... you know, the kinds who don’t have a preset formula set to a certain memory key of your ti-89 that you carry around with you... DON’T DO IT. fuck, man... the contrarians.

Ah yes... rule of thumb for plugging anything in... get a PENCIL and paper... make sure you have a handy-dandy calculator and... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYEEE?!

Thanks, man. I feel a lot better now.

I’ll pray and think to that!

It’s 4 years old, and you’re about to lose net-neutrality. bigger fish, my friends.

i think harassing pai’s family might be the only workable solution to this...

Well.. if you bought any bitcoin the last time it crashed and everyone was saying it was dead.... and you sold it right now... you’d have made a lot of money... you idiot.

From Everyone in the greater NYC metro area: Absolutely nothing you tell us will make us merge like decent / rational human beings. NOTHING.

You’re not gonna worm your way out of this one, Mr. Can’t B. Wrong.

Yup... also seems like a great way to NOT RAISE A RAPIST...

Can’t possibly be Tesla’s fault. There has never been an example of any car company having dangerous design flaws in their vehicles.... nah.... You’re just a technophobe holding back the future of the car industry! This is irresponsible journalism!!

but if YOU’RE the cop and the other guy says get on the ground, but you also say get on the ground.... which cop is the cop that if you just followed his orders you wouldn’t have gotten an eye socket busted?

In order:

Oh god, I hope the alcohol doesn’t get contaminated!

I typically hate when people drop “onus” into just about any sentence.... but, you, my friend, you.... alriiiiiiiight.

I gotta say... after playing BF1... this seems so self-righteous and corny...

The Russians win again.

brand new pc, brand new windows 10.

you’re just fucking wrong!